What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:01
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are examples of real life forced feminization?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
So they tried
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Still no good.